I’m Jordan and I like cats.Tumblr (3.0; @jordancrenshaw)http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/someone: quit apologizing<br /> me: sorryhttp://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216703420http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216703420Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:57:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40a5dd31ba54e41e6242529bd940e050/tumblr_mjyal8mStd1qzft56o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216662260http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216662260Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:57:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pecul1ar.tumblr.com/post/33523955993/anonymous-deactivated-why-doesnt-someone">pecul1ar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anonymous-deactivated.tumblr.com/post/31699770298/why-doesnt-someone-invent-a-clear-toaster-so-you">anonymous-deactivated</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting</p> </blockquote> <p>I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place</p> </blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216573451http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216573451Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:56:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9v7gqcQe51qmylh7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nicevagina.tumblr.com/post/47198918373" class="tumblr_blog">nicevagina</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>aw omg</p></blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216410948http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216410948Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:54:11 -0400<p><a href="http://chaozus.tumblr.com/post/44418425134/dude-dont-tell-anyone-but-i-put-brownies-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">chaozus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>dude dont tell anyone but i put brownies in the weed</p></blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216150354http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216150354Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:50:46 -0400<p><a href="http://fuckoffcats.tumblr.com/post/41432185565" class="tumblr_blog">fuckoffcats</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i hate going to school because i always see people from school there</p></blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216142957http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216142957Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:50:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m457qpwBV61r3is9so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216131781http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216131781Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:50:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shegsybellsshegsybells.tumblr.com/post/37482715474/emmagraceful-so-my-baby-nephew-just-pointed-at">shegsybellsshegsybells</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emmagraceful.tumblr.com/post/37482341378/so-my-baby-nephew-just-pointed-at-the-wireless">emmagraceful</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”</p> <p>and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it</p> <p>and then he kissed it</p> </blockquote> <p>the child is the chosen one</p> </blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216122776http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47216122776Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:50:24 -0400<p><a href="http://just-a-youtube-blog.tumblr.com/post/47191559238/mollywhoaftw-crowleys-angel" class="tumblr_blog">just-a-youtube-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mollywhoaftw.tumblr.com/post/40428878221/crowleys-angel-crayolaxmonster">mollywhoaftw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crowleys-angel.tumblr.com/post/40363718296/crayolaxmonster-tayvengeance-4rcticmonkey">crowleys-angel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crayolaxmonster.tumblr.com/post/36492744826/tayvengeance-4rcticmonkey-sometimes-i-talk">crayolaxmonster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tayvengeance.tumblr.com/post/36492692016/4rcticmonkey-sometimes-i-talk-in-song-lyrics">tayvengeance</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://4rcticmonkey.tumblr.com/post/36304008375/sometimes-i-talk-in-song-lyrics-and-my-friends">4rcticmonkey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice</p> </blockquote> <p>sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices</p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes I talk and nobody notices </p> </blockquote> <p>At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad</p> </blockquote> <p>Just like my social life</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p><span>Do you need a hug?</span></p></blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47215912400http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47215912400Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:47:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaaaaaaaaaackfrost.tumblr.com/post/46450528532/two-things-i-will-never-grasp-in-life-what-to">jaaaaaaaaaackfrost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>two things i will never grasp in life</p> <ul><li>what to write in birthday cards</li> <li>what to do when people are singing happy birthday to me</li> </ul></blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47215637528http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47215637528Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:44:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senpai-noticed-you-and-he.tumblr.com/post/37305504681/sir-laughsalot-laughoutloudrightnow">senpai-noticed-you-and-he</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sir-laughsalot.tumblr.com/post/37302263142/laughoutloudrightnow-pizzaforpresident-have">sir-laughsalot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughoutloudrightnow.tumblr.com/post/37301429129/pizzaforpresident-have-you-ever-seen-a-chicken">laughoutloudrightnow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizzaforpresident.tumblr.com/post/37301332662/have-you-ever-seen-a-chicken-strip">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>have you ever seen a chicken strip</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel64wW1hX1qjb0xf.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq4zwGEEb1rt4kzqo1_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>There are two kinds of people in this world.</p> </blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47215547018http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47215547018Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:42:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzngkeR631r93lsso1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzngkeR631r93lsso2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47215501550http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47215501550Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:42:19 -0400every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47214876470http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/47214876470Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:34:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f69ddf9e412b8a0091fe2186dc9e5b09/tumblr_mkari38qJr1r04qsho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://superwhitegirlproblems.net/post/46388521720/http-kickedfit-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog">superwhitegirlproblems</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kickedfit.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://kickedfit.tumblr.com/">http://kickedfit.tumblr.com/</a></a></p></blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46389151344http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46389151344Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:20:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/02fb950a98270d3becc0a6b515e9e2cf/tumblr_mf5kkrrG611rvvkd4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46389097235http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46389097235Tue, 26 Mar 2013 22:20:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3bad0e6045375b2c2c5bef6fcadedaa/tumblr_mha658ds1K1r37gzvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/306a590eba8c4f1b4d064dc672174b59/tumblr_mha658ds1K1r37gzvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://0fpierceandsirens.tumblr.com/post/46144209997/brttny32194-joyouscatus-yui-art-what-do">0fpierceandsirens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brttny32194.tumblr.com/post/45340586412/joyouscatus-yui-art-what-do-u-mean-this">brttny32194</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joyouscatus.tumblr.com/post/44387575078/yui-art-what-do-u-mean-this-gift-is-not-for">joyouscatus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yui-art.tumblr.com/post/42673659298/what-do-u-mean-this-gift-is-not-for-me-my">yui-art</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>what do u mean this gift is not for me?</strong><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://televisionismypatronus.tumblr.com/post/41599959269/x"><br/></a></p> </blockquote> <p>my heart is broken</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m cry</p> </blockquote> <p>omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him</p> </blockquote> <p>i dont care if that kitten is ripping out your kidney</p> <p><em>give him the fucking thing</em></p> </blockquote> <p>omFG STOp</p> </blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46165549134http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46165549134Sun, 24 Mar 2013 11:45:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8lzghgwR1qzd9yco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong><span><em>#1 RULE OF TUMBLR</em></span>: must reblog our creator everytime he appears on our dash.</strong></p> </blockquote>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46120147069http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46120147069Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:16:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f45318436ad3c4132b61490c50119527/tumblr_mk4qknpy7q1qeanc3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46120135317http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46120135317Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:15:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15zy6DHV91qhigt0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46120130072http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46120130072Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:15:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d6xi5gWs1rcwf0xo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d6xi5gWs1rcwf0xo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d6xi5gWs1rcwf0xo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d6xi5gWs1rcwf0xo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46120099523http://jordancrenshaw.tumblr.com/post/46120099523Sat, 23 Mar 2013 21:15:27 -0400