Jordan ✌

• someone: quit apologizing
• me: sorry

pecul1ar:

anonymous-deactivated:

why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting

I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place

chaozus:

dude dont tell anyone but i put brownies in the weed

(Source: whiteboywaves)

fuckoffcats:

i hate going to school because i always see people from school there

shegsybellsshegsybells:

emmagraceful:

so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”

and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it

and then he kissed it

the child is the chosen one

just-a-youtube-blog:

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

Do you need a hug?

(Source: brendonboredurie)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

two things i will never grasp in life

• what to write in birthday cards
• what to do when people are singing happy birthday to me

(Source: jaclcfrost)

senpai-noticed-you-and-he:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: pizzaforpresident)

• every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist